Tim: I am an early bird and a night owl.
Tim: So I am wise and I have worms.
Get some sleep, Tim.
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Jason: It’s a pimple, Tim. Wonder Woman gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.
Tim nervously trying to flirt with Tam…
Tim: *rubbing the back of his neck* Are you on e-mail?
Talking to Conner about being a vigilante…
Tim: Right now this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this “business”, then this would be my career. And, well, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.
Dick excitedly telling Tim about the new outfit he bought for baby Mar’i…
Tim: “Saddle shoes with denim”? I will literally call Protective Services.
Roy giving Tim pointers on girls…
Roy: Number 8. Learn how to take off a woman’s bra:
Roy: You just twist your hand until something breaks.
Jason: *exasperated groan*
Tim: … And I knew exactly what to do!
Tim: … But, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
Jason dons the Red Robin costume (again) to mock a sleep-deprived Tim…
Tim: Identity theft is not a joke, Jason! Millions of families suffer every year!
Tim: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Why Jason doesn’t wake up like regular people…
Tim: *nudges a sleeping Jason to move for more space on the couch* Jason…
Jason: Wuzzat?!
Jason: Wait, wait, huh, huh? What?
Tim: You okay?
Jason: *exhales* Yeah. Sorry. For a second I – I thought I was just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago.
Jason: *sighs*
Jason: Am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?
Tim: No.
Jason: Hmm.
Jason: Timmy, am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?
Tim: No.
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