Bruce: Two coffees. Black for me, milk for you.
Tim: You remembered how I like it?
Bruce: Yes, with milk. It’s just one ingredient.
Tim: And you remembered it.
Don’t cry, Timmy.
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Jason trying to trick Tim into lending him money…
Jason: Dick needs the money.
Tim: For what?
Jason: Uhmm, for butt reduction surgery.
Damian: Smart. That’s a real problem area for Grayson.
Dick: If anything goes wrong, Tim, fake a heart attack.
Tim: What are you thinking? Classic angina or something sexier, like myocardial infarction?
Dick: Just drop down onto the ground and wiggle.
Jason: How about this? I’ll work off my debt to each of you. I’ll do anything you want. How does that sound?
Tim: Anything?
Jason: Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?
Dick: No, that was definitely creepy.
Damian: Yeah, he wants you to do something real weird.
Batman sends Red Robin out to investigate and report on Shazam, who’s currently in child form..
Tim: Are you a minor? How old are you?
Billy: 610. I’m a Highlander.
Tim: Okay, you know what? I’m going to put that in there, and then you’re going to be tried as an adult Highlander, and they’re going to cut your head off. Is that what you want?
After Red Hood accidentally falls off a roof while in pursuit of a suspect and screams “Dad!” at Batman…
Bruce: Do you see me as a father figure, Red Hood?
Jason: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me.
Dick: Hey! Show Batdad some respect.
Jason: I didn’t call him “dad”.
Bruce: No, no. Nightwing, I take it as a compliment.
Tim: It’s not a big deal. I called Spoiler “mom” once and she’s my girlfriend.
Jason: Guys, jump on that. Red Robin has psycho-sexual issues.
Danian: Old news. But you calling Father “daddy”.
Jason: Hey, “daddy” is not on the table here.
Suspect: *in handcuffs* Well, you did call him “dad”, dude.
Jason: You shut up! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
Suspect: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the “daddy” thing, that happened.
Jason: Aha! He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Bruce: I believed you –
Jason: Thank you.
Bruce: – son.
Bruce: You want to talk about it later over patrol?
Jason: I’d like that.
On the way to Tim’s new safe house…
Steph: I can’t wait to see the inside of Tim’s safe house! I’m gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Harper: I bet it’s really fancy. Like “Wayne Manor” fancy.
Jason: No. It’s probably just an empty white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he’s on sleep mode.
Jason’s holding a framed newspaper clipping…
Jason: Timbo, check it out.
Tim: Nice! You got it framed?
Jason: Of course. It commemorates our victory over Ra’s’ army. The greatest day in human history.
Jason: Sorry the tear gas made you look like a demon dog at the end of Ghostbusters.
The Batboys discussing how to save Batman, who’s being held captive by Bane…
Red Hood: Don’t worry about me, I’m –
Nightwing: – not going on another stupid rampage!
Red Hood: Well, maybe a limited rampage.
Nightwing: No!
Red Hood: Modified limited rampage?
Red Robin: *runs hand through face in frustration* Jason.
Robin: *strapping on a variety of weapons and explosives on his body*
Robin: Don’t worry about our methods.
Jason receives a death threat from Black Mask…
Jason: Vigilantes receive meaningless threats all the time. It’s really no big deal.
Tim: Of course. Totally. I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right! ‘Cause it threatens death!
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