Steph: Being able to read Tim’s handwriting is a gift.
Steph: A useless, useless gift.
Steph: Being able to read Tim’s handwriting is a gift.
Steph: A useless, useless gift.
Undercover mission. Figuring out how to apprehend a suspect.
Tim: Give me your hair dryer.
Steph: What?
Barbara: What are you talking about?
Tim: Don’t you carry one in your purse?
Steph: Have you ever met a human woman?
While on patrol…
Bruce: Still waiting, Red Robin.
Tim: It’s just, the target looks exactly like a friend of mine. It’s freaking me out.
Bruce: You have a friend… who’s just a silhouette?
Tim: Yes!
Get some sleep, Timmy.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Bruce: Something to share with the rest of us, Tim?
Tim: No, Bruce. I wasn’t – Jason was the one that was talking!
Jason: Man, you must’ve been the worst fourth grader ever.
Tim: Joke’s on you! I skipped fourth grade.
Tim: You know, some jobs take brains, some jobs take muscles, some jobs take dainty little fingers. Did I ever tell you I had to wear a woman’s wedding ring?
Reminded me of this:

But, apparently, as the original Robin, Dick had his moment, too:

Sleep-deprived Tim introducing Jason and himself to Commissioner Gordon…
Tim: Hello, sir! How are you today? I am Detective Right-All-the-Time, and this is my partner, Detective Terrible-Detective.
While Tim was stuck in the Fifth Dimension…
Tim: What’s your name?
Mister Mxyzptlk: My name?
Tim: Uh-uh.
Mister Mxyzptlk:
Mxyzptlk.
Tim: Can you spell that please?
Mister Mxyzptlk: M-x-y-z-p-clay.
Tim: Did you say “clay”?
Mister Mxyzptlk: Yes. The “clay” is silent.
Clark: Tell me about Tim.
Bruce: Tim Drake is my best Robin. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.
Clark: That was very well put.
Bruce: I’ve talked a lot about Tim in League-mandated therapy sessions.
Tim: I only stumbled across it because I’m such an amazing detective.
Damian: Who accidentally hit reply all like some idiot on an brunch thread.
Tim: I only stumbled across it because I’m such an amazing detective.
Damian: Who accidentally hit “Reply All” like some idiot on a brunch thread.