Jason: So, I smash through the window, feet first. There’s glass everywhere, and I say, “Hey, there, sorry for dropping in”. And the best part is, there was nothing on my cheek.
Tim: That’s a weird detail to throw in there.
Jason: You’re a weird detail to throw in there.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Jason: I found a cold case of ours that everyone foolishly said was unsolvable. Case 52ABX-32QJ.
Tim: Jason, case 52ABX-32QJ is unsolvable.
Jason: Or maybe case 52ABX-32QJ is waiting for someone to de-unsolve it.
Dick: What’s case 52ABX-32QJ?
Jason: Case 52ABX… We gotta find a way to abbreviate this thing.
Bruce: This took a lot of hard work and a lot of late nights. Take the weekend off, Tim.
Tim: Thank you. You know, I actually might. I’m severely sleep deprived and I’m way behind on laundry.
On a typical day at Stately Wayne Manor…
Bruce: Can I help you?
Tim: Argh! Bruce, I didn’t hear you silently sneak up on me.
Jason trolling a heavily sleep-deprived Tim…
Jason: What I’m obsessed with is how you’re bungling this investigation. They should write a song about it called “Welcome to the Bungle”.
Tim: You look happy. Let me guess. Your egg sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free.
Jason: No. Can you do that? Why doesn’t everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
Tim: I was trying to insult you.
Jason: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!
After Batman reprimands Red Hood for disobeying a direct order during patrol…
Jason: Rules are made to be broken.
Bruce: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Dick: Uh, piñatas?
Tim: Glow sticks.
Damian: Karate boards.
Steph: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!
Jason: Rules.
Bruce: Tim, please keep an eye on Jason today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself arrested.
Tim: Sure. I’d love to see Jason get arrested.
Bruce: Try again.
Tim: I will stop Jason from getting arrested.
Bruce: Correct.
Tim: I eat coffee grounds!
Dick: I want to brush my teeth…
Jason: Dick, it’s been in my mouth!
Tim: That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard!
Jason: That’s the grossest thing you’ve ever heard? You caught a guy on the subway with a bag of human ears!
Tim: Your thing’s grosser.
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