Tim: That’s the beauty of the internet: 24-7 access to everything from twerking kittens to criminal records.
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When your brothers find out that a legendary criminal mastermind called you “Detective” and won’t let you hear the end of it…
Tim: Hey, what’s this?
Jason: You’re a “detective” now. You tell me.
Tim: Ah, it looks like you left your dry cleaning ticket for me.
Imagine: Just… Dick and Tim. That’s all.
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: We don’t get normal lives. That’s why Batman picked us and why we’re so good at our jobs.
Asking Damian to pass the ketchup during breakfast be like…
Damian [to Tim]: I don’t speak nerd.
What he really means when he pushes you away…
Batman: It’s okay if we’re not friends anymore. You’re alive. It’s enough.
When a supervillain breaks into Wayne Manor (somehow)…
Robin: *stands in between the villain and Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Alfred, and Titus*
Robin: I don’t want anything to happen –
Nightwing: *heart flutters*
Robin: – to the dog.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason [to Tim]: I couldn’t bear it if anyone hurt you.
Jason: I mean, besides me.
Delegating tasks be like…
Red Robin [to Oracle]: I’ll do Google. You take Yahoo.
Commissioner Gordon: Who died and made you Batman?
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin/Azrael: Uhhhh…
The New 52…
Commissioner Gordon: Ohhhhhh… Okay, got it, got it.
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