Mission up in the Himalayan Mountains…
Red Robin: I’m feeling perfectly warm.
Red Hood: That’s because you’re like a little Komodo dragon. An ice queen.
Red Robin: Or because I remembered to wear my thermal underwear.
Red Hood: I’ll give you $50 for it right now.
Best of both fighting styles…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: High-tech case –
Red Hood: *drop-kicks a criminal*
Red Hood: – low-tech ass-kickin’!
When you’re introduced to the Batfamily’s patriarch as Batman or one of the Robins’ significant other…
Alfred: Ah, you seem to be attracted to men who have a hard time staying alive.
Rescuing your brother from whatever dimension he got trapped in be like…
Red Robin: Out of everyone in the world who could have found me, it had to be you.
Red Hood: You’re welcome.
See you in September, Timmy. *wink wink*
Clearing the air with your spiteful younger brother be like…
Tim: What did I do wrong??
Damian: You made me care about you! -Tt-
Red Robin: I’m sorry I accused you of arson.
Red Hood: Well, I was the obvious suspect.
Damian: After many, many hours, I’ve come to the most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood.
Damian: You are my brother and friend.
Tim: *grins*
Damian: -Tt-
Red Robin’s return in the DC Universe Rebirth be like…
Robin: Drake, you’re alive! That’s unfortunate.
Alfred coming back from vacation be like…
Alfred: So, did he behave himself while I was gone?
Tim: That depends. Are you talking about the frowny one with the hard shell? Or do you mean Damian?
Asking Damian to pass the gravy during dinner be like…
Damian [to Tim]: You speak idiot?
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