Tim [to Damian]: You know the dog is the only one that likes you, right?
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Peace time at Gotham City be like…
Dick: *sighs*
Damian: *yawns* – Tt –
Tim: *searches for “shark-repellent Bat-spray” on Amazon.com*
Jason: *stretches muscles, then lays back down on couch*
Dick: Gotta save someone.
Tim: Know the feeling.
Tim: *watches from a distance as Jason and Damian squabble over who gets to touch Alfred’s cookies first*
Tim: Dick, you ever notice how much of our job is like babysitting?
Tim’s love life be like…
Tim: The truth is that she’s chosen me, and I don’t know why yet.
Tim “Alvin Draper” Drake-Wayne [about Vicki Vale]: How am I supposed to save a woman who wants to put me on the front page?
Damian: *sees Tim fixing his Ducati at the Batcave*
Damian: Father, this distraction you’ve adopted keeps interrupting my work.
Running after a criminal who turns out to be a speedster be like…
Red Hood: If I were to speculate from your labored breathing…
Red Robin: I lost her.
Red Hood: That would be it.
When an alien trying to take over the Earth lands in Gotham City…
Red Hood: *jumps over cars and debris to get to the alien ship*
Red Robin: What’re you gonna do, Hood?
Red Hood: Show it what a real monster looks like.
Ra’s: Who are you talking to?
Red Robin: *as Oracle’s image fades out on his communicator watch* Tech support.
Red Robin: Don’t you have anything to unpack?
Red Hood: *pulls out two guns* I travel light.
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