Red Robin: You have a fire starter kit in your heel?
Red Hood: You don’t?
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When you’ve got overprotective brothers…
Dick: *whistles*
Jason: *shines knife blade with his leather jacket*
Damian: *holds Goliath by the leash*
Cassandra: So, I can date him?
Tim: Absolutely not. You don’t know a thing about this guy. Aside from this totally comprehensive background check.
If the Robins had their own version of “Battle for the Cowl” (and how Jason’s going to win it)…
Jason: Listen, don’t let him “probie” you.
Damian: What?
Jason: I’ve been there, Dames. Tim’s going to pull rank.
Damian: *runs to find Tim* I can handle him!
Jason: *shouts after him* Watch your back, kid!
Jason: *snickers*
When asked what he admires most about his little brother…
Tim [about Damian]: He never gets sick. Even germs avoid him.
Teaching your half-alien best friend human ways be like…
Conner: Facebook. That’s that thing that some people… do stuff with?
Tim: The term is “social networking”.
When you’ve recently started dating and your brothers just won’t let you catch a break…
Damian: Who’s the lucky little vixen, Todd?
Jason: Adult relationship stuff, McTween. You wouldn’t understand.
Tim: Adult relationship? You?
At lunch with Timothy Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises…
Tim: Come on, $22 a pound for rib eye? That’s the real crime.
Jason: I mean, sure, Tim, your kids are going to be smart, but mine have a shot at being really beautiful.
Getting stranded up in the Himalayan Mountains while on a mission be like…
Red Robin: Look, I’m sure we’re not the only ones who need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.
Red Hood: Yeah, how’s that?
Red Robin: We could be stuck here with Damian.
Conner [about Damian]: Just ignore him. He’s like an annoying bug. Eventually he’ll just go away.
Tim: Kon, it’s been eleven years. Trust me, he’s not going anywhere.
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