Why the Robins are banned from doing any carpentry at the Manor…
Bruce: Every home improvement project they’ve undertaken has been a near-death experience.
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The GCPD closing in be like…
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Whatcha gonna do?
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♬ Whatcha gonna do
When they come for you? ♫ ♩
6 AM at the Manor be like…
Dick: *bursts out of his bedroom* Alfie, did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Alfred: That was Master Timothy. He had a Red Bull.
Damian [to Bruce]: Father, I have this theory that Drake purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child.
When asked about the Wayne Family dynamic…
Bruce: I raised my boys right. One of them will come forward, or the other three will rat him out.
Tim Drake making a threat be like…
Red Robin: You cross me on this, I’ll go online, and in less than an hour, I will erase you.
Steph [about Tim]: I put a GPS tracker on his Ducati. I thought he was cheating on me!
Jason: Hey, nobody’s judging you.
Barbara: I am. Well done!
Boredom and brotherhood…
Jason: You looking for a fight, pipsqueak?
Tim: No, not particularly. Are you?
Jason: *shrugs* A little bit.
Tim: *reading a Valentine’s Day card from Damian* “Roses are red, they go in a bucket; Drake is a jerk, he can go suck it.”
Tim: *stares into the camera like he’s in “The Office”
Red Robin: Robin, this is Detective Harvey Bullock. Detective Bullock, this is my little brother, Robin.
Detective Bullock: It’s nice to meet you, Robin. You’re under arrest.
Timmy, no.
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