Tag: tim drake
When your brother’s starting to go into Brood Mode, but you’re in the middle of a battle for your lives…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: You can beat yourself up about it later, I will help!
When your brother shows up at your Nest unannounced…
Tim: I don’t care if you burn me, or electrocute me, or whatever it is you’re thinking!
Jason: Relax, Tim, I just want to borrow your toaster.
When you’re just tooooo lazy to go out for patrol…
Tim: *enters safe house* You left your door open.
Jason: *eating pizza on the couch in his Red Hood suit* I know. I like to encourage intruders.
After finding out that the rest of the Teen Titans went on a beach trip…
Damian: Why didn’t they ask me to go?
Tim: I don’t know. How am I supposed to know?
Damian: What, they don’t like me?
Tim: I don’t like you!
Breaking up a fight between Nightwing and Red Hood after breaking up a fight between Red Hood and Red Robin…
Robin: The next one of you that opens up your mouth and says something, you’re gonna have to deal with me!
Steph: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Tim: I went out with you.
Steph: That’s because my standards are too low!
When you tell your little brother about the time you messed up during your tenure as the Teen Titans’ leader…
Tim: People think that I’m smart, but I’m not smart.
Damian: Who thinks that you’re smart?
Crashing at Red Robin’s Nest…
Jason: *places pillows on the couch*
Tim: Don’t sleep there. You can use the bedroom.
Jason: I can’t take your bedroom.
Tim: I’m up at four o’clock in the morning.
Jason: I can’t kick you out of your bed.
Tim: I don’t even sleep.
Tam: Why don’t you relax and take your jacket off?
Tim: Oh, I can’t. I have a tendency to get chilly.
Tam: *smirks* How masculine.
Tim: Plus, I’m wearing short sleeves. I don’t want to expose my tattoos.
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