Steph: You’re such a nerd.
Tim: Yes, but a sexy nerd. I’m like a living oxymoron.
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When you tell your best friend some stories from your days as a solo Red Robin…
Tim: You know, I was engaged.
Conner: You were?!
Tim: Yes. I’ll try not to take offense at your extreme shock.
Why Jason should consider installing a peephole…
Tim: If you’re thinking of shooting through the door, please don’t. It’s Tim.
Delegating Batfamily errands…
Nightwing: Hey, if you want, you can babysit Robin and I go with Penguin to the GCPD.
Red Robin: No! No, thank you. Bring on the ex-con.
To all you Robins…
“The man you are today is not the boy who left home.”
Supervillain: How did you know my name?
Red Robin: It’s called “research”, big boy. Knowledge is power.
Imagine: Tim’s babysitting Damian, and that’s Jon on the phone…
Family Patrol Night…
Batman: I will go in and do this quietly.
Red Hood: Well, if that doesn’t work, we will come in to make some noise. *cocks guns*
Nightwing: *lights up escrima sticks*
Red Robin: *twirls bo staff*
Robin: *brandishes sword*
Bonus:
Superman: *hovers and winks*
Tim [to Damian]: I hope you’re never in a situation where your survival is dependent on your ability to understand relationships. You would be dead in seconds.
After the nth Batfamily strategy meeting that week…
Jason: Okay, Timbo, that’s fine. But if you change the plan again, you will hurt my feelings and then I will have to hurt your everything.
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