After yet another lecture on his “immature behavior”…
Jason [to Bruce]: See how I’m not punching him? *gestures to Tim* I think I’ve grown.
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When your underage brother just wants to show you some support after you have yet another fight with your adoptive father…
Tim: So, um, do you want me to go to a bar with you and watch you drink?
Jason: No, no, that’s okay. It, uh, got a little weird last time.
Dilemma of the resurrected…
Jason: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now…
Tim: Whichever is easier to explain.
Tim: I was having conversations with myself…
Jason: What did you guys talk about?
When your brother tells you what he plans to do for a “dear friend” on Valentine’s Day…
Jason [to Tim, about Tam]: Are you in love with her? ‘Cause it’s that level of stupid.
Visiting your secretly-affection-craving brother’s safe house be like…
Jason [to Dick, Tim, and Damian]: *behind door* Did I say “can”? Because I swallow my consonants sometimes. Can’t… N’T… come in.
Tim: How often do you say thank you?
Jason: Sarcastically?
Jason and Damian: *watching Tim, who stares as Tam walks away, then looks down, dumbfounded, at his hands holding a piece of paper with her number on it*
Tim: *stares into space* Nice.
Jason: Why don’t we give Timbo a couple of minutes to realize that he’s in the real world?
Red Robin: Did Nightwing and Red Hood turn off their mics?
Robin: I did. Those two gab like little school girls on the field. It’s murder on the ears.
Superboy: You’re incredible! Is that your Robin training?
Red Robin: Duck Hunt, Nintendo.
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