And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *watching surveillance footage of Robin “dealing” with a criminal*
Jason [to Tim]: I wouldn’t have done it, you know? What he did.
Jason: I would have just stood there and watched it.
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When Jason contemplates giving Damian a sword from his private collection at the safe house for his teenaged brother’s birthday…
Tim: That’s like throwing gasoline on fireworks.
Steph [to Tim]: How can you be so smart and so clueless at the same time?
Batman: *comes home, tattered and bruised, to find the Batcomputer de-powered, his case files securely locked away (somewhere), and dinner in plain view with the words “Eat” legibly written in script on a Post-it beside it*
Batman: …
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian: The butler did it!
Why Red Hood still gets grounded from patrolling…
Jason [to Bruce]: *gesturing excitedly to a passed-out Tim slobbering all over the Batcomputer keyboard* This’ll be his first hangover. This is a milestone, Bruce!
When Billy Batson hangs out with the Robins…
Wally [to Kyle]: It’s like trying to find Waldo in a sea of Waldos.
Discussing the Robin legacy…
Tim: They say genius skips a generation.
Dick: Apparently, so does funny.
Damian: Don’t miss me too much.
Tim:
Damian: The dog. Not you.
Jason: I am not saying I can speak with the dead, just that there are people in the world more sensitive than me.
Tim: Now, that’s not hard to believe.
Jason: Walked right into that one.
Dick: Uh-huh.
Red Hood: *helps Red Robin stand up* Are you in any pain?
Red Robin: Well, not nearly as much as you. It’s killing you, isn’t it?
Red Hood: What?
Red Robin: Having to wait this long to tell me how you awesomely kicked down that steel door.
Red Hood: You want me to start from the beginning?
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