Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Wait, did you just use the word “veritable” in a sentence?
Oracle: Yes, I did.
Nightwing: Sexy.
Oracle: You should hear me say “fallacious”.
Red Hood: Uh. *shuts off earpiece*
Red Robin: Gross. *shuts off earpiece*
Robin: -Tt- *shuts off earpiece*
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *bangs fists on kitchen island* Loser wears a dress to the Titans Tower for a week!
Damian: *talks with mouth full of tofu* And why stop there? Loser also shaves his head! Or are you chicken?
Tim: You’re on, little turd bucket!
Jason: *shrugs*
Jason: *continues to read newspaper in peace*
Jason: *spots Damian at the Batcomputer* Are you looking at kittens again?
Damian: No. I use Drake’s computer for that.
Red Robin: Who are you calling?
Red Hood: My guy in the CIA.
Red Robin: You have a guy in the CIA?
Red Hood: When are you going to learn? I have a guy everywhere.
Red Hood: *unconscious on the floor*
Nightwing: Well?
Red Robin: *checks Red Hood’s pulse* He’ll live.
Robin: What, no brain damage?
Red Robin: If he has some, it happened way before tonight and was probably self-inflicted.
Red Hood: *gets up* Ahhh, good times.
Rescuing your father figure be like…
Red Robin [to Batman]: If I’m going to have to keep bailing you out, you’re going to have to raise my allowance… a lot.
Nerd v Nerd: Dawn of Dorkiness…
Superboy: *checking out gadgets* How much for your entire collection?
Toyman: Um, the Speed of Light expressed in dollars.
Red Robin [to Superboy]: Just give him Faraday’s Constant.
When your little brother finally discovers the wondrous world of social media…
Robin: How do you keep finding me?
Red Robin: You really should tweet less.
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: But everyone deserves to know what I’m thinking all the time.
When your little brother just loves his pets…
Damian [to Alfred]: Pennyworth, I need that “cootie” shot. Titus and I accidentally touched tongues.
Tim: How is this “accidentally” when it’s the fifth time?
At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Tim [to Jason and Damian]: You two look good. Open-casket good.
Inappropriate, Timmy.
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