Tim: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck…
Jason: …
Jason: Cookie?
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When you’ve been slaving over a case for an entire week and are just so done and don’t need any more bullsh*t…
Tim: *stares at the number of missed calls from Damian on his phone*
Tim: *sighs*
Tim: The worst thing I thought I was going to be facing was working without Bruce, and then you called.
Batman and Robin, a saga…
Batman: I didn’t do this to hurt you. I did it to protect you.
Robin: Then why am I so angry?
When you think it should go without saying, and yet…
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Jason, we have a murder.
Red Robin: … To solve, not to commit.
“How to Punish Your Children” by Batman…
* Patrol night *
Nightwing: Where’s Tim?
Batman: He needed a time-out, so I sent him home to check his leads.
Why you never underestimate your sister’s sparring skills…
Tim [about Cass]: *spitting out a tooth and brushing debris off himself* I can’t believe we just got beat up by a girl.
Damian: *limping and cradling a broken arm* Let’s never speak of this again.
At the Kent Farm…
Bruce: *in a double-breasted suit*
Dick: *adjusts his bow tie*
Jason: *fumbles with his cufflinks*
Tim: *licks hand and flattens Damian’s hair*
Damian: *slaps Tim’s hand away*
Pa Kent and Ma Kent: …
Clark: So, uh, you guys dress up for Thanksgiving?
Bruce: Doesn’t everybody?
Sparring at the Batcave…
Tim: You broke three of my ribs.
Jason: I’m sorry. I was going for double digits.
Red Robin: *with a singed suit and half his cowl blown off, dragging half a Ducati motorcycle across the Batcave*
Alfred: …
Red Robin: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to my room and wallow in what is perhaps the most disappointing day of my crime-solving career.
Red Robin: You backed me up without even knowing my play.
Red Hood: That’s what brothers do.
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