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That one time Dick tried something different…

Jason: *staring intently at Dick*

Tim: With that moustache, doesn’t Dick remind you of Bruce’s Aunt Sylvia?

Jason: *throws hands up in relief* Thank you!

Because it’s not easy being the eldest…

Damian: Drake keeps changing the channel!

Tim: Aw, that’s great. Why don’t you tell Bruce on me?

Dick: Now, I’m “Bruce” in this little play? Alright, I refuse to get sucked into this weird little Robin dimension thing, so I’m gonna go and take a nice, long bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy.

Other reasons why Timothy Jackson Drake is sleep-deprived…

Jason: You know, you should go outside and be with three-dimensional people…

Tim: *eating Cheetos off his sweater, sipping coffee from his drinking straw cap, and clicking furiously on the Xbox controller*

Tim: No. Inside good, outside bad.

Tim: I kind of have plans.

Damian: You have friends?

Tim: Yeah, I, uh… I have a date.

Jason: What?

Damian: You have a date?

Tim: Yes! I have a date.

Damian: With a girl?

Tim: *sarcastically* No, with a crouton. What is so strange about me having a date?

Jason: With a crouton?

And this is the story of why Timothy Jackson Drake was late for his date. (“It’s not you, I swear! It’s my brothers.”)

Girls v Boys…

Barbara: Dick kissed me.

Dinah: No!

Steph: Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh!

Dinah: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Steph, get the wine and unplug the phone. Babs, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Barbara: Ohhhh. It ended very well.

Steph: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Dinah: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss!

Barbara: Well, at first it was really intense, y’know, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

* 2 hours later *

Barbara: … they started out on my waist, and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair…

Meanwhile…

Dick: And then I kissed her.

Jason: Tongue?

Dick: Yeah.

Tim: Cool.