Tag: tim drake

Who needs TV when you’ve got family?

Dick: *brings in freshly popped popcorn from the kitchen*

Jason: *plumps up two beanbags on the floor*

Dick: *sinks into a beanbag* I love watching Tim and Damian try to work together.

Jason: *munching on popcorn* Yeah, it’s like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.

When you pour your heart out to your little brother (because Alfred’s on a family-imposed vacation, Nightwing’s on a mission with the Titans, Red Hood’s Red Hood, and Batman’s… a little hard to get a hold of… emotionally)…

Tim: *eyes puffy and nose red from all the sobbing*

Damian:

Damian: Why on earth are you telling me all this, Drake?

Tim: *sighs*

Tim: Because sometimes your movements are so lifelike that I forget you’re not a real boy.

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Maybe try Cass… ?

Helping your little brother prepare for his first school play be like…

Dick: Dami, we think we can help you with your stage fright.

Damian: Oh, I doubt that. I haven’t figured out a way, and I’m much smarter than all of you.

Tim: Yes, but you’re not smarter than all of us put together.

Damian: I’m sorry. That is what I meant.

When you find out that Robin’s been giving Spoiler pieces of candy for displaying “good behavior”…

Tim: Damian, you can’t train my girlfriend like some sort of lab rat!

Damian: Actually, as it turns out, I can.

Tim: Well, you shouldn’t.

When you find out that Bruce’s planning to send your youngest brother to Summer Camp…

Dick: *does meditative yoga poses while hanging upside down from the chandelier*

Jason: *lies down on the couch, tucks his arms behind his head, and kicks off his boots*

Tim: *sighs contentedly, takes a little sip of his coffee, and stares dreamily out the window*

Jason: Just imagine… If the brat says yes, we’ll have an entire summer without him.

Dick: We could play outside.

Jason: We could sit on the left side of the couch.

Tim: I could use the bathroom at 8:20!

Dick: Our dreams are very small, aren’t they?

Upon returning to the Manor after a mission abroad…

Red Hood: *sees Batgirl jump into Nightwing’s arms to hug him*

Red Hood: Dammit, I should have gone over and said we were back.

Red Robin: *rolls eyes* Yeah, it was “first come, first serve”.

Damian: *sneers*

Tim: I am going to introduce you to a world of hurt, you little brat!

Tim: *charges towards Damian*

Jason: *grabs Tim by the scruff of his neck*

Jason: You don’t want to get into it with Damian. The kid is one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Tam: Tim isn’t the kind of guy I usually go out with…

Jason: Timbo isn’t the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.

You’re one to talk, Jay. Not exactly a lot of guys resurrected by the Lazarus Pit walking around.