When you’d rather not deal with Batfamily…
Gotham City villain: *hears police sirens outside* I never thought I’d love to hear that sound.
When you’d rather not deal with Batfamily…
Gotham City villain: *hears police sirens outside* I never thought I’d love to hear that sound.
Robin [on the Comm Link]: This is Robin. No, the other one.
Teaming up with your brother be like…
Red Hood: Now, you can break the code?
Red Robin: You didn’t bring me along for my charming personality.
After Red Hood and Arsenal’s falling-out…
Dick: Hey Roy, how’re you feeling?
Roy: Pretty f***in’ unappreciated, Dick.
Red Hood: *disarms Ra’s* Drop it, dickhead.
Ra’s: You won’t kill me.
Red Hood: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Ra’s: Because you’re a Robin. There are rules for Robins.
Red Hood: Yeah. That’s what Batman keeps telling me.
Comandeering a plane be like…
Arsenal: I didn’t know you could fly a plane.
Red Hood: Fly, yes. Land, no.
Officer Grayson: I got a hot date.
Red Hood: Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?
While tying up a group of criminals…
Arsenal: Are you all right there, Jason?
Red Hood: *grits teeth* I would be if you stopped using my name.
Test-driving Batman’s new Tumbler from Wayne Industries…
Robin: You’re a natural, aren’t you, Todd?
Red Hood: ‘course I am…
Red Hood: *reverses into the giant coin in the Batcave*
Robin: A natural freakin’ idiot. -Tt-
On the run…
Red Hood [to Robin, about Titus]: I don’t want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Red Robin: Your seats? Jason, this is a stolen car, man.