After deciding that they’d have to “Red Hood their way out” of a standoff with the League of Assassins…
Tim: This is either madness… or brilliance.
Jason: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
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Red Hood [to thug]: I bark.
Red Hood: That kid there, see him? *points to Robin*
Red Hood: He bites.
After finding out about his story arcs (broken Fourth Wall AU)…
Jason: I’ve gotten killed so many times I don’t even exist anymore.
Listening to their youngest brother berate them be like…
Tim [to Jason]: Did he actually call himself “the talent”?
Black Mask [in his car, on cell phone]: Perhaps we can arrange a meet.
Red Hood: Where are you now?
Black Mask: I’m sitting in my office.
Red Hood: I doubt that.
Black Mask: Why would you doubt that?
Red Hood: If you were in your office right now, we’d be having this conversation face-to-face. *hangs up*
Red Hood: Did ya get the license number?
Joker: *giggles* Of what?
Red Hood: The truck that ran over your face!
When Roy disappears after a fight with Jason…
Koriand’r: I bet he’s really upset now… What are you gonna do about it?
Jason: Ehhh… Probably something stupid.
Koriand’r: Good, but you’ve already done that –
Jason: Then something crazy!
Jason: *runs off to find Roy*
Koriand’r: That’s more like it!
Why the rest of the Batfamily finds it pointless to mother-hen Jason…
Red Hood: *smoking atop a gargoyle*
Nightwing: You should quit. Those things are bad for you.
Red Hood: Yeah? So’s being in our family.
Jason’s version of comforting your bestfriend…
Roy [about his own bruises]: C’mon, it’s not as bad as it looks.
Jason: Are you being literal or figurative? Because, literally, it looks bad. And, figuratively, it looks even worse.
Story arcs that involve Bruce and Jason together be like…
Batman: Come on, Jason. I’ve been there. I’ve done it. I’ve seen it. You can trust me. I’ll understand.
Red Hood/Arkham Knight: Spare me the compassionate father routine, Bruce. The suit don’t fit.
Batman: I’m really trying here, Jason.
Red Hood/Arkham Knight: You’re trying? Now? Where were you when it mattered? I needed this guy back when I was dead. I don’t need you now. It’s too late now. Everything’s already happened. You and Dick don’t seem to understand that. Let me explain something to you: the only thing I have in common with Dick Grayson is that we have absolutely no use for you.
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