Why Tim decided that it was last time he’d ever introduce a hybrid human-Kryptonian friend to his brothers…
Conner: You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
Jason: Oh no, no no no, no…
Damian: *suddenly points behind Conner*
Damian: SUPERBOY, LOOK! AN ALIEN!
Conner: *looks* Where?
Jason and Damian: *keel over laughing*
When you’re an expert in the “blame game”…
Tim: Dick, we were wrong to leave Damian… I – I was wrong…
Jason: Tim’s right, Dick. He was wrong.
How they realized that they prefer to go on patrol alone…
Nightwing: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Red Hood: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Red Robin: Should we be hysterical?
Robin: No!
Red Hood: Yes.
Nightwing: Maybe! But not right now!
Trolling your brother, who’s so sleep-deprived he’s almost sure he’s in the Matrix…
Tim: Look, I just need to get out of here…
Jason: *gasps* There is no way out!
Tim: *stares back in horror*
Jason: Just kidding. Door’s right over there.
To each his own…
Red Robin: *enters pass code*
Computer: ACCESS DENIED
Red Hood: Let me try mine.
Red Hood: *raises grenade launcher*
When your little brother’s a “test tube baby”…
Jason: Can you learn stuff you haven’t been programmed with so you could be, you know, more human? And not such a pill all the time?
The Red Hood Logic…
Jason: As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.
Batman: Jason, I’m very disappointed in you!
Robin:
I know.
Batman: You could have been killed. You deliberately disobeyed me and what’s worse, you put a little girl in danger!
Robin: I was just trying to be brave, like you.
Batman: I’m only brave when I have to be. Jason, being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble.
Robin: But you’re not scared of anything.
Batman:
I was today.
Robin: You were?
Batman: Yes. I thought I might lose you.
I’m not crying. You’re crying.
And the award for “Big Brother of the Year” goes to…
Jason:
What’d ya do, kid?
Damian:
Something terrible. But I don’t wanna talk about it.
Jason: Good. I don’t wanna hear about it.
Red Hood and the Outlaws origin story AU…
Arsenal:
So, where’re you from?
Red Hood: Who cares? I can’t go back.
Arsenal: Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. *gestures to Starfire* So are we.
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