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Don Falcone: I heard you struck my son.

Henchman: Yes, Boss, I did.

Don Falcone: *grits teeth* And may I ask why?

Henchman: Yeah, well, because he stole Red Hood’s motorcycle, sir, and, uh… killed his dog.

Don Falcone:

Don Falcone: Oh.

When you’re pissed and revenge-y right after your resurrection, but your father loves you too much to let you have your moment…

Red Hood: How’s it feel to have a wacko for a son? Huh, Bruce?!

Batman: It feels wonderful.

Why Bruce usually prefers to eat dinner alone (and realized that he should stop convincing Alfred to go on vacations)…

Tim [to Damian]: You’re such a #$!+@!

Dick: Guys. Please.

Jason: *smirks*

Damian: What? Did you just call me a “#$!+@”???

Bruce: Boys, that’s enough.

Damian: You can go =$#@* a %>¡#!

Tim: Oh, please, tell me, Damian, how exactly does one =$#@* a %>¡#?

Damian: *gets up from seat* You want me to tell you?

Tim: *crosses arms and sits back* Please, tell me.

Dick: *stands up, readying himself to pry his brothers off each other*

Jason: *starts taking a video with his phone to send to Roy*

Bruce: *rubbing his temples* We will not have this at the dinner table.

Tim: *sneers* I’m all ears.

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Annnnnd there was no patrolling that night, just a family trip to the ER.

Charming the ladies (when you’re legally dead) be like…

Woman: “Red Hood”. What the heck kind of name is that? It’s like some sort of superhero or something.

Jason: What makes you think I’m not?

Thug: I’ll find you. I’ll find you!

Red Hood: *ties thug’s hands behind his back*

Red Hood: ‘Course you will, sweetheart.

Thug: I’ll find you!

Red Hood: What d’you think this is? Freakin’ hide and seek?

Red Hood: *spying on Black Mask’s men through binoculars*

Red Hood: They’re armed.

Arsenal: *setting up arrows*

Arsenal: What was that? Armed? What do you mean “armed”? Armed with what?

Red Hood: Uh, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster… What do you think they’re gonna be armed with? Guns, you idiot!