When you ask one of your sons to do monitor duty at the Batcave while you’re gone…
Red Hood [to Batman]: There’s a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don’t care about.
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When asked if he thought he’d get along with his youngest brother…
Jason: Look, Damian and I don’t work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.
Keepin’ it real…
Jason: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.
Roy [about Batman]: Does he have any weaknesses?
Jason: No.
Roy: What do you mean “no”? Everybody has a weakness.
Jason: Not machines. I honestly believe that he was programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness.
Starfire: You talk to him first. You have the scary face.
Red Hood: Hey!
Starfire: No, in the good way. The scary cute.
Brothers that sneak out together get grounded together…
Jason: I had to wait until your dad fell asleep so I could steal the Batmobile keys. You ready?
Damian: I was born ready. I’m Damian freakin’ Wayne.
When asked what she thinks of the Batboys (and who steals her food from the fridge)…
Steph: Tim will always be driven, Dick will always be giving, Bruce will never apologize, Damian’s sort of a wildcard from my perspective, and Jason will forever remain a conniving son of a b***h.
Jason: *after getting slapped by Steph* What did I do to deserve that?! Keep me out of your stupid stories.
Tim: I didn’t say it was you. I said it was a crazy, gun-toting, formerly redheaded zombie.
Red Hood: It’s my third best quality, right behind awesomeness and humility.
When your dad’s extremely protective of your sister…
Batman [to Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin, about Black Bat]: Guard her with your life. That’s not hyperbole!
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