Tim: Man! You are just knocking these off. You’re like a ninja crossed with a Jedi or something.
Jason: You’re like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.
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Jason [to Roy]: Look, I love you like a brother. But right now, I hate you. Like my actual brother, Damian, who I hate.
Taking care of your city’s people when you’re about to go on a rampage against a bunch of villains be like…
Red Hood: *returning a civilian’s phone* I pre-dialed 9-1-1, so all you have to do is press send.
Walking past a heavily sleep-deprived Tim in the Manor be like…
Tim: Oh, boy. Hold on. Be careful.
Jason: What?
Tim: The floor and the wall just switched. Walk very carefully.
On how he’s been keeping the peace with Bruce…
Jason: See, I never promise Bruce anything. That way I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.
Tim: Jason, you look tired and you’re all sweaty.
Jason: You look tired and you’re all sweaty all the time. What’s your excuse? You wanna go there, Timmy?
Tim:
Tim: No.
When Roy met Jason…
Arsenal: You go big or you go home! And you don’t seem like the kind of guy who goes home.
Red Hood: I’m not. I don’t even really have a home.
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But, Jaaaay.
Introducing Red Hood to your friends/teammates be like…
Red Robin: You guys know Jason really well, so I don’t have to apologize for his behavior, right?
Tim: Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jason?
Jason [to Damian]: I got you one of those veggie muffins you’re always eating. Tastes like a rug.
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