Getting your younger brother out of a scuffle be like…
Red Hood: Hey, little man, get on the bike!
Red Robin: That your audition for “To Catch a Predator”?
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Red Hood: Give me one good reason I shouldn’t punch you in the face!
Nightwing: Glass jaw, winning smile?
Patrolling with your hyperactive, chatty older brother be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: Please stop making sounds with you mouth.
Infiltrating a criminal mastermind’s mansion be like…
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: Just let him get the patties on the grill first. There’s no reason we can’t eat and investigate at the same time.
At a firing range…
Jason [to himself]: I’m so good it’s stupid. I’m stupid good.
Why the rest of the Batfamily thinks he doesn’t take their discussions seriously…
Jason: If you have anything else to say…
Jason: … say it in a high-pitched voice while walking backwards.
On what frustrates him about Jason…
Tim: He died in the 80s. He still uses his phone as a phone!
Trying to convince his family not to have him arrested…
Red Hood: Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
On what he admires most about his best friend, Jason…
Roy: See, that’s what I need to learn! How to be all dead inside with muscles on top!
Reconciling with your best friend (and trying to play it cool) be like…
Jason: So, how about we make a couple of ground rules.
Roy: Actually, that sounds good. Okay, no hugs.
Jason: Wouldn’t want one. No apologies.
Roy: Wouldn’t accept one.
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