Damian trying to “be a man” be like…
Jason [to Damian]: *smirks* Nice “moustache”.
Dick: Don’t make fun of him or he’ll burn your safe house down.
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Jason: You can call me… anything you want. *wiggles eyebrows*
Barbara: How about “Totally Inappropriate”?
Steph [about Tim]: I put a GPS tracker on his Ducati. I thought he was cheating on me!
Jason: Hey, nobody’s judging you.
Barbara: I am. Well done!
Jason: *leans on the wall beside the refrigerator while watching a frowning Damian slowly take out an emptied paper bag labeled “Blood Son” from it*
Jason: Ah, there it is. The classic Damian Wayne look of query and frustration, mixed with a dash of “someone is gonna pay for this".
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And whoever dared eat the tofu he’s been saving better hide and hide fast.
After witnessing Red Hood “deal with” a criminal…
Nightwing: How do you sleep at night?!
Red Hood: On my back. Naked.
Nightwing: We were all concerned about you, Jay!
Red Hood: Oh, yeah, the guys you sent to incapacitate me looked really worried.
Boredom and brotherhood…
Jason: You looking for a fight, pipsqueak?
Tim: No, not particularly. Are you?
Jason: *shrugs* A little bit.
When your vegetarian youngest brother would rather bake for you than tell you he loves you…
Jason: Dick, I don’t think Damian’s cupcakes are edible.
Dick: They’re tofu, Jay. Just keep chewing.
Red Robin: You have a fire starter kit in your heel?
Red Hood: You don’t?
When you’ve got overprotective brothers…
Dick: *whistles*
Jason: *shines knife blade with his leather jacket*
Damian: *holds Goliath by the leash*
Cassandra: So, I can date him?
Tim: Absolutely not. You don’t know a thing about this guy. Aside from this totally comprehensive background check.
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