Jason [to Roy]: That’s when you know your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
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Why Batman sometimes dreads going on out-of-town Justice League missions (or, you know, dying)…
Bruce [to Alfred]: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I’ve got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring!
Jason: How many Catwomen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Bruce: How many?
Jason: None, because she’s got you to do that, sucker!
Why the Robins are banned from doing any carpentry at the Manor…
Bruce: Every home improvement project they’ve undertaken has been a near-death experience.
The GCPD closing in be like…
♫ ♩ Bat Boys, Bat Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
♪ ♫
♬ Whatcha gonna do
When they come for you? ♫ ♩
When “dead Robins” team up…
Red Hood: What are we going to do?
Robin: *flicks a lighter open* I could start a fire.
Red Hood: No!
Red Hood: But keep that in your back pocket.
And the “Big Brother of the Year" Award goes to…
Jason [to Damian and Jon]: Pretty soon you get some hair on your chest, and you start answering the phone and people don’t think you’re ladies.
That feeling when you’re so frustrated about someone you care about that it makes you burst into song…
Jason [to Roy]: *singing* I’m gonna go get a beer, beer, beer before I punch you in the head, head, head.
Bruce [to Jason]: I can forgive the smoking, but I can’t forgive the lie.
Alfred: *glares at Bruce*
Bruce: Or the smoking.
When asked about the Wayne Family dynamic…
Bruce: I raised my boys right. One of them will come forward, or the other three will rat him out.
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