Tag: jason todd

Batgirl: *frustrated* Jason. You are so…

Red Hood: *smirks* Handsome? Funny? What?

Batgirl: Loved.

Red Hood: …

And that is the story of why Jason was an inexplicably bumbling and blushing mess every time he’d encounter another member of the Batfamily for an entire week.

If the Robins had their own version of “Battle for the Cowl” (and how Jason’s going to win it)…

Jason: Listen, don’t let him “probie” you.

Damian: What?

Jason: I’ve been there, Dames. Tim’s going to pull rank.

Damian: *runs to find Tim* I can handle him!

Jason: *shouts after him* Watch your back, kid!

Jason: *snickers*

When your little brother finds out that you left the Manor door open last night and his Great Dane slept outside in the rain…

Damian: Apologize.

Jason: What for?

Damian: For being you.

Jason: Short stack, if I had a dollar for every time I did that, I’d be loaded.

When you’ve recently started dating and your brothers just won’t let you catch a break…

Damian: Who’s the lucky little vixen, Todd?

Jason: Adult relationship stuff, McTween. You wouldn’t understand.

Tim: Adult relationship? You?

When you really just want to make up for lost time with your adoptive father…

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Bruce, I can’t stop this. I need your help.

Batman: Whatever it takes.

Red Hood: …

Red Hood: Okay, let’s go fishing.

Watching as seared debris falls from the sky…

Arsenal: I’ve heard the saying “He got blown out of his shoes”, but I never thought I’d see it.

Red Hood: Now, if the explosion had knocked his socks off, that would be impressive, wouldn’t it?