Arsenal: Okay. All right. What’s that look?
Red Hood: What look?
Arsenal: The look. The look you give me when you don’t tell me what you’re thinking, and the next think I know, I’m getting shot at.
Arsenal: Okay. All right. What’s that look?
Red Hood: What look?
Arsenal: The look. The look you give me when you don’t tell me what you’re thinking, and the next think I know, I’m getting shot at.
Tim: Let’s just not talk.
Jason: You mean now? Or ever?
When your detective of a father asks you and your brothers what happened to the Batmobile…
Bruce [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: *narrows eyes*
Bruce: Usually, when everything’s normal, people don’t respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
When your little brother loves dropping by your safe house unannounced…
Jason [to Damian]: What have I said about sneaking up on me? I could’ve been shaving. This could’ve been a “Sweeney Todd” moment.
Bruce: You know, I raised four fully functional sons.
Alfred: You have four sons that I don’t know about?
Jason: Are you a nerd?
Tim: No. Why would you ask me that?
Jason: It’s Friday night and you’re doing homework.
Leave him alone, Jay.
Tim [about Damian]: Okay, so after a quick scan of his Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest and Instagram, this is what I know –
Jason: Privacy is dead?
When your older brother tries to defend his fashion choices in the 80s…
Dick: In “Legally Blonde”, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cutely.
Jason: Dick, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
When asked what Jason’s boots smelled like after patrol…
Tim: It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.
Why Jason had a new bathroom installed at the safe house…
Jason: *after an intense argument with Roy over a case* Roy, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever’s going on here!