When you learn how to cook during your downtime and pick the wrong brother to test it on…
Dick: *stares in horror at a bullet-ridden dish*
Dick: You ruined my frittata!
Jason: I put it out of its misery.
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Who wore it better?
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) | Batman: Arkham Knight (2015)
Criminal: *tied up* Those are dummy grenades.
Arsenal: Okay, hang on to this. *pulls grenade pin, then puts the explosive in the criminal’s chest pocket*
Arsenal: If it’s a dummy, you’ll be fine. We’ll be outside.
Criminal: Wait! Fine, it’s live!
Starfire [to Arsenal]: You’ve been hanging around Jason for too long.
And the “Big Brother of the Year" Award goes to…
Jason: You know what they say about consequences?
Damian: No. I don’t.
Jason: They take a lot of planning.
Dick [about Jason]: His idea of communication is dropping a witty one-liner and shooting you in the face.
Roy: I just had a thought.
Jason: Don’t hurt yourself.
Roy: I just had a thought.
Jason: Don’t hurt yourself.
Jason: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around coffee?
Tim: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
Reading your little brother’s self-mandated annual laboratory work-up results be like…
Jason [to Damian]: This is really good news! I mean, you’re human. Who knew?
Downtime at the safe house…
Roy: I love pancakes in the afternoon.
Jason: I like pancakes.
Roy: You do? You seem more like a napalm-in-the-morning kind of guy.
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