Chaperoning Lian with your best friend at Junior Prom be like…
Roy: *grinning* You know, I taught her those moves.
Jason: Don’t teach her any more moves. Those are enough moves right there. She doesn’t need any more of your moves.
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Drive-through at Big Belly Burger in the Batmobile…
Tim: I cannot believe you made me an accomplice to a crime.
Jason: *slurps* A victimless crime.
After interviewing a witness in Gotham City…
Red Robin [on the Comm Link, to Nightwing]: Yeah, she was saying that this guy with a red helmet was really nice and polite, and that he was a gentleman.
Red Robin: *nods*
Red Robin: I wanted to make sure we were talking about the same Jason Todd.
Red Hood: Don’t give me the “hurt feelings” thing, Bruce. Because A, I don’t buy it, and B, I don’t care.
When Obsessive Planner Robin and Adrenaline Junkie Robin team up…
Tim: Who packed this parachute for you? It’s not gonna open.
Jason: It’s only six miles down. I’ll grab your legs.
Roy: You got your belt on?
Jason: Of course I got my belt on. You’re driving.
When your youngest brother tells you to stay put by the Batmobile as he sneaks into one of the Joker’s lairs…
Red Hood: What am I supposed to do out here?
Robin: Why don’t you go meditate on the poor life decisions you’ve made?
Jason [about Damian]: The kid’s a smart-ass!
Tim: Takes one to know one.
Tim: Did you hear about the art gallery robbery?
Jason: I’ve been here all morning!
Tim: That was not an accusation.
Jason: Sorry, habit.
When you’ve learned the hard way that it’s best not to let your best friend get worried sick about you (and that he doesn’t give a sh*t that Batman sent you on a mission abroad)…
Nightwing: Who’re you calling?
Red Hood: Roy. If I leave him another note that I’m going to Japan, he’ll never speak to me again.
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