That time your best frend hit rock bottom…
Jason: You’re really hard to shop for, Roy. What do you get the guy who has, well, nothing?
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When Batman lectures him on his “unacceptable behavior”…
Red Hood: *shuts eyes in mock anticipation*
Red Hood: You’re working your way to a point, I can just feel it.
Family Patrol Night…
Batman: I will go in and do this quietly.
Red Hood: Well, if that doesn’t work, we will come in to make some noise. *cocks guns*
Nightwing: *lights up escrima sticks*
Red Robin: *twirls bo staff*
Robin: *brandishes sword*
Bonus:
Superman: *hovers and winks*
After the nth Batfamily strategy meeting that week…
Jason: Okay, Timbo, that’s fine. But if you change the plan again, you will hurt my feelings and then I will have to hurt your everything.
When your brother’s starting to go into Brood Mode, but you’re in the middle of a battle for your lives…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: You can beat yourself up about it later, I will help!
When your brother shows up at your Nest unannounced…
Tim: I don’t care if you burn me, or electrocute me, or whatever it is you’re thinking!
Jason: Relax, Tim, I just want to borrow your toaster.
After hearing that Jason found a new safe house roommate…
Roy: You know, I’m a little hurt, Jaybird. You never spruced the place up when I was here.
Jason: That’s because he’s a paying renter, Roy. Not someone who detonates explosives in the solarium.
*heavy knock on safe house door*
Jason: Who is it?
Damian: It’s me!
Jason:
Damian:
*clicking sound*
Damian: Why are you locking the door now?
When you’re just tooooo lazy to go out for patrol…
Tim: *enters safe house* You left your door open.
Jason: *eating pizza on the couch in his Red Hood suit* I know. I like to encourage intruders.
Few things scare a Robin who’s already died…
Jason: *clutches at chest* You scared me!
Damian: *climbs down from ceiling*
Damian: It’s just me.
Jason: That’s enough!
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