Imagine: Dick listening as Bruce gives instructions, then noticing Jason and Damian sneaking into the Batmobile.
Good older brothers don’t tattle.
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Breaking up a fight between Nightwing and Red Hood after breaking up a fight between Red Hood and Red Robin…
Robin: The next one of you that opens up your mouth and says something, you’re gonna have to deal with me!
Crashing at Red Robin’s Nest…
Jason: *places pillows on the couch*
Tim: Don’t sleep there. You can use the bedroom.
Jason: I can’t take your bedroom.
Tim: I’m up at four o’clock in the morning.
Jason: I can’t kick you out of your bed.
Tim: I don’t even sleep.
When asked what he thought of Bruce and Selina’s engagement…
Jason: Are they soulmates? Ehhhhh.
Jason: Will they kill each other? No.
Damian: I’m human!
Jason: *shrugs* In your own way.
Cooking at Casa de Red Hood…
Dick: You got any meat?
Jason: Meat? I don’t. I don’t know, go hunt!
After yet another lecture on his “immature behavior”…
Jason [to Bruce]: See how I’m not punching him? *gestures to Tim* I think I’ve grown.
When your “nosy” brothers keep asking you what you’re up to…
Jason: Ten percent of nothin’ is… Let me do the math… nothin’. Then nothin’, carry the nothin’…
When your underage brother just wants to show you some support after you have yet another fight with your adoptive father…
Tim: So, um, do you want me to go to a bar with you and watch you drink?
Jason: No, no, that’s okay. It, uh, got a little weird last time.
Dilemma of the resurrected…
Jason: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now…
Tim: Whichever is easier to explain.
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