When the last time you saw each other was as “Robin” and “Speedy”…
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: So, what you’re saying is, you’re like a non-flesh-eating, super articulate… zombie?
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When you bring your best friend along to meet your new girlfriend…
Roy: And don’t mention anything about you being dead once.
Jason: Right, because I usually lead with that.
When asked what his hobbies are…
Jason: *giddily* Although I’m not past torching a brulee on occasion –
Jason: *clears throat*
Jason: Because men… enjoy… torching things.
Why Jason should consider installing a peephole…
Tim: If you’re thinking of shooting through the door, please don’t. It’s Tim.
In the middle of a gunfight with Black Mask’s men…
Arsenal: You’ve got time to make phone calls now?? Who the heck was that?
Red Hood: Just a girl. On again, off again, jail again. Long story we don’t have time for.
Red Hood/Arsenal, a bromance…
Roy: What if I’m past saving?
Jason: I’ve been past saving. You didn’t walk away and I’m not going to walk away.
Stakeout…
Arsenal: *cracks open a cold one* Hey, want a beer?
Red Hood: Nah. I prefer to be sober when risking my life.
To all you Robins…
“The man you are today is not the boy who left home.”
Red Hood: I will have something for you soon.
Batman: *narrows eyes* You will have a report for me tomorrow.
Red Hood: …
Red Hood: Isn’t that what I just said?
“Safe house hunting” for you and your best friend…
Realtor [about Jason]: Don’t worry. A lot of men don’t really focus until it is time to negotiate.
Roy: Well, that man doesn’t focus unless an international conspiracy is threating to ruin his life.
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