Batman: *comes home, tattered and bruised, to find the Batcomputer de-powered, his case files securely locked away (somewhere), and dinner in plain view with the words “Eat” legibly written in script on a Post-it beside it*
Batman: …
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian: The butler did it!
Why Red Hood still gets grounded from patrolling…
Jason [to Bruce]: *gesturing excitedly to a passed-out Tim slobbering all over the Batcomputer keyboard* This’ll be his first hangover. This is a milestone, Bruce!
Jason: Playing with dolls, are we?
Damian: They are action figures, Todd.
When Billy Batson hangs out with the Robins…
Wally [to Kyle]: It’s like trying to find Waldo in a sea of Waldos.
After listening to his sassy best friend “negotiate” with a mob boss over the phone…
Arsenal: *putting on a bulletproof vest*
Red Hood: What are you doing?
Arsenal: Bracing myself to shield you from a hail of bullets.
Jason [to Dick, about Bruce]: Don’t you see? He’s feeding you enough truth so it’s easier to swallow the lies!
Batgirl: Jason, are you having a breakdown?
Red Hood: Not a breakdown, Babs. A breakthrough.
Red Hood: I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?
Batgirl: I’m waiting for the “breakthrough”.
Jason: I am not saying I can speak with the dead, just that there are people in the world more sensitive than me.
Tim: Now, that’s not hard to believe.
Jason: Walked right into that one.
Dick: Uh-huh.
Superman: Red Hood. Thank you for your help. You are a valuable asset to Batman’s team.
Red Hood: Well, it would be great if you would call him and remind him of that from time to time.
Red Hood: *helps Red Robin stand up* Are you in any pain?
Red Robin: Well, not nearly as much as you. It’s killing you, isn’t it?
Red Hood: What?
Red Robin: Having to wait this long to tell me how you awesomely kicked down that steel door.
Red Hood: You want me to start from the beginning?
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