Batman and Robin, a saga…
Batman: I didn’t do this to hurt you. I did it to protect you.
Robin: Then why am I so angry?
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When you think it should go without saying, and yet…
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Jason, we have a murder.
Red Robin: … To solve, not to commit.
At the Kent Farm…
Bruce: *in a double-breasted suit*
Dick: *adjusts his bow tie*
Jason: *fumbles with his cufflinks*
Tim: *licks hand and flattens Damian’s hair*
Damian: *slaps Tim’s hand away*
Pa Kent and Ma Kent: …
Clark: So, uh, you guys dress up for Thanksgiving?
Bruce: Doesn’t everybody?
Sparring at the Batcave…
Tim: You broke three of my ribs.
Jason: I’m sorry. I was going for double digits.
When you bring your best friend along to one of those Wayne Charity Foundation galas…
Roy: I don’t know about you, but I am very comfortable in my masculinity.
Jason: You do realize you’re wearing a sweater vest, right?
Red Robin: You backed me up without even knowing my play.
Red Hood: That’s what brothers do.
Trying to impress your father figure on Father’s Day be like…
Batman: *in the Batcave, holding a bloodstained card with a bullet hole*
Red Hood [to Bruce, on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
Trying to impress your father figure on Father’s Day be like…
Batman: *in the Batcave, holding a bloodstained card with a bullet hole*
Red Hood [to Bruce, on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *watching surveillance footage of Robin “dealing” with a criminal*
Jason [to Tim]: I wouldn’t have done it, you know? What he did.
Jason: I would have just stood there and watched it.
When Jason contemplates giving Damian a sword from his private collection at the safe house for his teenaged brother’s birthday…
Tim: That’s like throwing gasoline on fireworks.
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