Batgirl: You know, Jason, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity for pure innocence in your life…
Red Hood: Yeah, plus it was a great place to pick up chicks.
Batgirl: Then you open your mouth and you ruin it.
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After becoming a staple in Justice League missions…
Superman: You’ve got quite a record, Jason.
Wonder Woman: Bruce must be proud.
Red Hood: Yeah. He hangs all my mug shots on the fridge.
Dick: You’re such a metrosexual.
Jason: Yeah, well, better than being a “pin-up boy”.
Dick: So, you’ve heard? And it’s “man”, Jay. “Pin-up man”.
He takes pride in his looks, Jay.
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Wait, did you just use the word “veritable” in a sentence?
Oracle: Yes, I did.
Nightwing: Sexy.
Oracle: You should hear me say “fallacious”.
Red Hood: Uh. *shuts off earpiece*
Red Robin: Gross. *shuts off earpiece*
Robin: -Tt- *shuts off earpiece*
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *bangs fists on kitchen island* Loser wears a dress to the Titans Tower for a week!
Damian: *talks with mouth full of tofu* And why stop there? Loser also shaves his head! Or are you chicken?
Tim: You’re on, little turd bucket!
Jason: *shrugs*
Jason: *continues to read newspaper in peace*
Jason: *spots Bruce walking out of Damian’s room with an empty glass*
Jason: A warm glass of milk for the little brat?
Bruce: It helps your brother sleep.
Jason: How about the sound of your voice? It works on me.
Barbara [about a criminal mastermind]: I can’t believe how many lives were ruined over one woman’s need to protect her family’s reputation.
Jason: You’ll never have this problem between Bruce and myself. Our family reputation’s already in ruins.
Jason: *spots Damian at the Batcomputer* Are you looking at kittens again?
Damian: No. I use Drake’s computer for that.
Red Robin: Who are you calling?
Red Hood: My guy in the CIA.
Red Robin: You have a guy in the CIA?
Red Hood: When are you going to learn? I have a guy everywhere.
Red Hood: *unconscious on the floor*
Nightwing: Well?
Red Robin: *checks Red Hood’s pulse* He’ll live.
Robin: What, no brain damage?
Red Robin: If he has some, it happened way before tonight and was probably self-inflicted.
Red Hood: *gets up* Ahhh, good times.
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