Someone: Woah! You know Batman?
Red Hood: I’m familiar with his work, yes.
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Walking around the cemetery after burying yet another DC character…
Jason: Oh, man. What a great day.
The rest of the Batfamily: *glare at him*
Jason: What? Weather-wise!
Awkward Batfamily dinners be like…
Jason [to Dick]: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but were you planning on bringing up the whole Shawn-might-be-pregnant thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Red Hood [on the phone with Batman]: Well, maybe that’s my decision, Bruce. Well, maybe I don’t need your money – Wait, wait! I said “maybe”!
Red Hood: You probably never knew this, but back in my Robin days, I had a major crush on you.
Wonder Woman: I knew.
Red Hood: You probably just thought I was Nightwing’s dorky younger brother.
Wonder Woman: I did.
Tim: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck…
Jason: …
Jason: Cookie?
Pettily arguing with your father figure in public…
Red Hood [to a police officer]: Got a crime scene right here! Batman just killed the mood.
While watching Roy fly around the safe house on Bizarro’s back…
Artemis: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?
Jason: *grinning* Yeah, like six times.
Your genius best friend and his genius experiments…
Jason: *walks by*
Jason: …
Jason: Dude, did you set your hair on fire again?
Roy: *placing a damp cloth on his soot-covered and partially bald head*
Roy: No, that was just one time. It’s just that, I’m so good looking, I’m literally smoking hot.
Red Hood: *bruised, singed, and glaring*
Arsenal: Look on the bright side, Jaybird: chicks dig scars.
Still doesn’t justify trying out your new “toys” and burning down the safe house, Roy.
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