Angst, a summary…
Arsenal: You can either go or help me.
Red Hood: Okay, I’ll go.
Arsenal: Okay, but before you go, can you help me?
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Finding Nightwing and Red Robin in your safe house be like…
Dick: *rummaging through cabinets and drawers*
Jason: …
Jason: I gave you a pass-key for emergencies.
Tim: We were out of Doritos.
After arguing about whose turn it was to do the laundry at the safe house after an exhausting night of patrol…
Roy [to Jason]: You know, I would storm out of here right now!
Roy: … If I had some money or a place to go.
Hitching a ride with your father figure be like…
Batman: Jason, there is no smoking in the Batmobile.
Red Hood: In that case, I have to go to the bathroom.
Collateral damage on the job…
Dick: You broke a little girl’s leg?
Tim: I know. It was an accident. I feel horrible, okay?
Jason: *mockingly picks up a newspaper and reads it* Says here a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around ten-ish?
Tennis at the Manor…
Tim: Just admit it, Jason, you have no backhand.
Jason: Excuse me, Little-er Wing, I have a very solid backhand.
Tim: Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl is not a backhand.
Jason: I was shrieking… like a warrior.
So, Jay… You can face bullets and explosives head-on, but not tennis balls?
Jason: Losers walk.
Roy: Oh, yeah? Losers talk.
Jason: No, no, no. Actually, losers rhyme.
Touchy trash talk…
Damian: Prepare to feel very displeased with yourself, Todd.
Jason: Oh, yeah? Well, I’ve been prepared for that my entire life.
Jason: Hey, so you’re planning a surprise birthday party for the old Bat? I think he’s onto you.
Dick: Yeah, so please, please, please don’t say anything to Bruce.
Jason: You want me to lie to him?
Dick: Is that a problem?
Jason: Nah.
Flipping your safe house be like…
Roy: Oops! Sorry, Jaybird. Did I get ya?
Jason: No, you didn’t get me, Roy. It’s an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!
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