Justice League membership deliberations…
Green Arrow [to Batman]: So, you know you can’t trust them, right? You know Red Hood and Arsenal are absurdly, irrationally, turbulently codependent on each other, right?
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Jason: Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want to smoke, I go get some cigarettes. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.
Roy: So… You’re saying you’re just well-adjusted?
Jason: Heck, no. I’m just well-fed. *chomps on a burger*
Overheard from the apartment downstairs…
Feet: *scrambling across the floor*
Something: *hissing violently*
Jason: Go ahead, Roy. Do it. But I’m gonna warn you, when I come back, I’m gonna be pissed.
Door: *slammed*
“Bedtime Stories” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason [sitting on Damian’s bed]: … The worst was the smell. The pain, well… What can you say about your skin congealing? But the smell was so… You know, for a second, I thought someone left a pot roast burning in the oven? But it was just my flesh. And then, finally, I was alive again.
Sweet dreams, Dami.
Why Tim started bringing his snacks with him during bathroom breaks…
Tim: *pauses movie* Stay away from my fries!
Jason: I take that as an offer.
When The Flash messes with the timeline yet again…
Future Jason: Okay. If you’re me… then tell me something only I would know.
Jason: Dick Grayson. We were, uh… 15. He made us try on his Nightwing suit from the 80′s. It was gold and blue. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.
Future Jason: Touché.
Why it’s pointless to mother-hen Red Hood…
Jason [to the rest of the Batfamily]: Look, uh, I appreciate your enthusiasm. Really, I do. It’s always nice to hear from family. But for your own good, I strongly suggest you get a life.
Dick: *walks into the Batcave wearing the 80′s version of his Nightwing suit*
Dick: Well, excuse me, my fashion-impaired siblings. I am here to tell you that collars are back.
Jason: And that, this time, they’ve ganged up to form one giant, super collar!
Robin: You are the worst crime fighter ever, Todd!
Red Hood: You know, I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adam’s apple, but that really hurt.
When your little brother’s just a little too attached to his pets…
Damian: *enters the Batcave carrying Alfred the Cat and pulling Batcow by a leash*
Damian: Can you take a cat and a cow to the theater?
Jason: Uhhh, no?
Tim: Of course not.
Damian: Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
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