Tag: jason todd

Downtime at the Manor…

Jason: *flips channel to HBO*

Jason: Are you up to date on “Game of Thrones”?

Steph: I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.

Ooooh, not unlike the guy sitting next to you, Steph.

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: *stumbles into the kitchen wearing the same shirt for the third day in a row*

Jason:

Tim: *pours himself a fifth espresso shot into a saucer*

Jason: *blinks*

Tim: You know, I once ordered an Uber by accident. I just got in it and went somewhere.

Yeah, that was just two hours ago, Timmy.

Red Robin: *jumps in through the Batmobile window in the middle of a high-speed car chase with a criminal*

Red Hood: *driving*

Red Robin: You left me!

Red Hood: *pulls Tim in*

Red Hood: No, I merely tried to!

You also might wanna try to explain to Bruce how you managed to hotwire the freakin’ Batmobile while he was away on a JL mission, Jay.

When you overstay your welcome at Red Hood’s safe house…

Jason: *hopping over mounds of bloody patrol suits and broken weapons while picking up dirty dishes*

Tim and Damian: *playing Injustice 2 on Xbox while yelling threats at each other*

Dick: *pouring milk on his cereal and spilling some on the carpet*

Jason: I don’t know when I became a dad to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today. You guys are cleaning this place up, top to bottom!

Dick: Hey, we don’t even live here!

Jason: Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?

When you’re stuck with your pun-loving older brother on patrol night…

Red Robin: *facepalms*

Red Robin: Is this how the rest of the night’s gonna be?

Red Hood: *shrugs* I don’t know the future.

Why so serious, Timmy? Oh, right. You’re in the middle of taking down a criminal empire.