When your brother begs you to go birthday gift shopping for your other brother with him…
Dick: *grins* Wow, you really do love Tim.
Jason: I do.
Jason: Now, let’s find the kind of gift that makes him feel small and worthless.
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Trying to cheer up your brother be like…
Dick: When stuff like this gets me down, you know what I like to do?
Jason: *rolls eyes* Sing “Hakuna Matata” like an eight-year-old girl?
Dick: Wrong, smarty-pants. It’s “Everything Is Awesome” from “The Lego Movie”.
“What If” with the Robins…
Tim: If there were an asteroid strike, wouldn’t you die, too?
Jason: I don’t know. I’m smart and scrappy. I think I’d find a way.
Taking your little brother to a pet shop be like…
Damian: *staring at a puppy in a cage* You think he bites?
Jason: Stick your hand in there and find out.
Damian: You fooled me with that goat at the petting zoo. You will not fool me again.
Character development be like…
Damian: Is Todd making fun of us?
Tim: Yup.
Damian: I miss the old days when I couldn’t tell.
Visiting your brother’s Gotham safe house be like…
*toilet flush*
Dick: *comes out of the bathroom*
Dick: *holding a textbook* Since when do you read Social Science?
Jason: *shrugs* I go to the bathroom like everybody else.
Visiting your brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
*toilet flush*
Jason: *comes out of the bathroom*
Jason: Four-ply? If your butt is so delicate, why don’t you just use an angora rabbit?
Dick: For starters, they shed and bite.
Visiting your brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
*toilet flush*
Jason: *comes out of the bathroom*
Jason: Four-ply? If your butt is so delicate, why don’t you just use an angora rabbit?
Dick: For starters, they shed and bite.
Stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean…
Arsenal: What’re your three biggest fears?
Red Hood: Getting stuck on a boat with you three times.
After being infected with Scarecrow’s fear toxin…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link with Batman and Alfred]: I didn’t run away from home! I’m a grown man! Whose 15-year-old self was murdered in front of his very eyes! So excuse me for needing some time to grieve!
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