Nightwing: *walking in on a 100% stunned, sweaty, and unmoving Red Hood being tightly hugged by Batman in the Batcave*
Nightwing: Is it me or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Said Dick Grayson, seconds before running to them and joining the hugfest.
Nightwing: You’re brilliant!
Red Hood: Of course I am! Why is everyone always surprised by that?
Red Hood: Too bad it would jeopardize the case, or I’d selfie with a skull.
Batman [to his Robins]: Some of you may die… but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Kidding! Come on, Bruce loves his kids to Apokolips and back.
When hardly anything fazes you anymore…
Red Hood: You came to tell me something?
Red Robin: We have to dig remains out of an industrial shredder for our investigation.
Red Hood: Oh, good. I thought it was going to be something bad.
Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*
Dick: I bet this was delicious once.
Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.
Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*
Dick: I bet this was delicious once.
Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.
Batman: A wise man is not a slave to his emotions.
Red Hood: No, but even the best of us can get mugged by them.
Jason: Yeaaaaah. Can’t eat pie that fast or you’ll cramp. That is a science.
Tim: Someday I would love to live in a world governed by your rules of physics.
Also, he’s only had three hours of sleep in four days. He can do whatever the heck he wants, Jay.
Nightwing: No one’s getting killed.
Red Hood: That’s what you always say before the shooting starts.
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