Tag: jason todd

When you get informally adopted to a family of nightstalking vigilantes…

Duke: There’s something very odd here…

Jason: Yeah, but you’re gonna have to be a little bit more specific than that for those of us whose entire lives are odd.

Red Hood: *wiping blood away from his busted lip* You made one big mistake, you ancient dirtbag.

Ra’s al Ghul: And what was that?

Red Hood: You pissed off your grandson.

Robin: *spits out a broken tooth and cracks his knuckles*

Visiting one of your brother’s Gotham City safe houses be like…

Jason: Something’s buggin’ me…

Tim: Yeah. Me, too. There’s a human skull in your living room.

It’s for those days when he’s all broody and has to deal by acting out “Hamlet”. Like, duh, Timmy. 

Robin: *reviewing a case file on the Batcomputer*

Nightwing: You believe that this guy hasn’t yet recovered emotionally because he’s incapable of finding a new safe house?

Red Robin: It doesn’t take a psychiatrist to know that one.

Red Hood: Standing right here, guys.

Because when you recount your experiences in the hopes that your kids will learn something from them, there’s always that one son…

Batman: But to face a pack of parademons alone –

Red Hood: I’m sure you could just bore them to death with all your “justice” talk.

Red Hood: *throwing an infinitesimal Wayne Tech USB drive up in the air and catching it over and over with one hand*

Red Hood: So why did Bruce pay eight zillion dollars for this crappy software when we have you?

Red Robin: Under normal circumstances, it allows me to take longer coffee breaks.

Red Robin: *hacking into the facility’s security system*

Nightwing: We shouldn’t do this. We’re technically still on lockdown.

Red Robin: Well, if we don’t, *gestures to Red Hood, who just cocked both his guns* then he’s just going to shoot out the locks.

Discussing how to take down a criminal with an IQ of 145…

Red Hood: Timmy, we’re smarter than he is!

Red Hood: Well, you’re smarter. You’re the smartest person in the world. Ever. I mean, since the beginning of time.

When the family mission’s a success…

Red Hood: Would you care to high-five?

Batman: I would not.

Red Hood: I can do it myself.

Red Hood: *high-fives himself*

Stop trolling your father, Jason.

Also, you’ve seen what happened when Nightwing tried to hug him, right?