Judge: I sentence you to life –
Jason “John Doe” Todd: You moron, I’m already alive.
Judge: – in prison!
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Bruce: *looking at old photographs with Alfred* My sons used to be so cute.
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian: Used to?
Bruce: Hn. Deal with it.
When your adoptive father sends you to a remote jungle to find your older brother…
Red Robin: Okay. *takes a deep breath*
Red Robin: I’m one of the smartest people in the world.
Red Robin: *swatting at giant leaves and mosquitoes* Then why is it so difficult to locate that 225-pound wiseass???
Jay owes you coffee big time, Timmy.
Tim: I worry about his maturity level.
Dick: Don’t. Damian is very responsible –
Tim: I was talking about Jason.
Red Hood: You’re a man of contingencies, Timbo. What if biological warfare broke out? What would you do?
Red Robin: Freak the heck out.
When you forget to power down your suit and surprise chest-bump your brother…
Red Hood: *kneeling over Tim, slapping his face* Timbo, come on! Come on, say something –
Red Robin: *groans and tries to stand up* Don’t ever electrocute me again.
Red Hood: *yelling to the others* He’s fine!
You might want to check the settings on that chest plate of yours, Jay.
Mission debriefing…
Nightwing: *holding a pair of handcuffs* This was supposed to be for our, um, frisky business.
Robin: I have an IQ of 200. Do you really think I don’t understand what you guys are talking about?
Red Hood: You might know what we’re talking about, but you won’t understand until you’re eighteen.
Red Robin: *trying to remotely hack into the facility’s security system* I prefer certainty over risk!
Red Hood:
*cocks his guns and kicks the door open*
And I prefer not to die in a closet!
Duke: *shrugs* I guess I like hanging around you guys. Don’t know why.
Dick: Thank you –
Jason: I’m not sure that was a compliment.
Red Hood: *peeking from behind a steel crate at Black Mask’s armed henchmen, who are searching the premises for them*
Red Robin: *waiting as data from the mainframe computer downloads onto a portable device*
Red Hood: *reloads his guns*
Red Hood: Timbo, how much do you trust me?
Red Robin: Probably more than I should.
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