Red Hood: Artemis isn’t mine to let go because we’re friends. We’re co-workers.
Bizarro: Red Him am not right. Not am Bizarro’s mistake. Bizarro not keep forgetting because of the way Red Him look, feel, and talk about Red Her.
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When your brotherly instincts kick in…
Tim: I guess that’s why I want to protect the little guy, too.
Jason: Well, you don’t get any more little than Damian.
Not that Robin needs it, but that’s awfully sweet of you, boys. (Maybe just don’t let him hear you talking about him.)
When you find an unexpected guest in your youngest brother’s room at the Manor…
Red Hood: *slumped on the couch in Damian’s room* He’s eleven. I’m babysitting. I can’t leave him alone.
Tim: You were scared to travel at night by yourself.
Red Hood: Shouldn’t you be sleeping?
Well, if there were a billion-dollar contract out for your capture, wouldn’t you be?
Metahuman henchmen: *closing in on them*
Arsenal: This is the part where a plan would be useful! Please tell me you have one.
Red Hood: *holds up a finger* Please hold. *cocks both guns*
Nightwing: *gestures to Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin* We’re Robins. We’re never out of options.
Yeah. Even when they’re either dead or “dead”.
Red Hood: I have been arrested so many times that a police car is basically my Uber.
Tim: *crying* I can’t believe Steph dumped me.
Jason: Now, now, Timbo. Girls come and go, but you’ll always have your family.
Tim: *cries even harder* Ahhhh!
Jason: *also starts crying* You’re right! You’re right!
When your best friend tells you that you can’t see each other anymore…
Arsenal: Are you saying that our entire relationship is based on lies?!
Red Hood: Not our entire relationship. Just the stuff that I said.
Dropping the Robins off at Gotham Academy…
Alfred: *wipes away tears and sighs* Your first day at your father’s former school.
Bruce: Tim, have fun. Jason, don’t!
He just doesn’t want you to end up expelled like he did. (Also, are you sure you want Tim to have “fun” at a place full of conspiracies, Bruce? Also-also, you know that Jason’s idea of fun is scouring the library for classics, right?)
Catching up on modern-day literature be like…
Jason: *throws his copy of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” against the wall* No man should have to outlive his fictional wizard!
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