When you’re strapped for cash…
Roy: What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
Jason: That’s good, Roy. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
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When Batman’s sons go apartment hunting…
Jason [to real estate agent]: I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?
When your adoptive father asks you what he has to do to earn your forgiveness…
Red Hood: Look, Bruce, the least you can do is let me do anything I want.
Jason [to Titus]: Oh, you must be the little brat’s new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I’m gonna blame on you.
If you value your second life at all, don’t. Just don’t, Jay.
Red Hood [about Batman]: He’s a hero all right. A hero sandwich full of bologna!
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *drinking his twelfth cup of coffee* If Jerry the Turkey didn’t belong in the oven, then why did he fit?
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In which Dick and Jason race to save their little brother’s beloved pet (lest the War of the Century begin in the Wayne household).
Damian: Todd, how low must the bar be for me to be able to say with some sincerity that I’m proud of you?
Roy: You’re dead inside? Don’t worry, it’ll get better, man.
Jason: Okay, you’ve literally forgotten the meaning of the word “literally”.
He is kinda right, though. You also literally got better, Jay.
Arsenal: Hey, Jaybird, I’m ho–
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Arsenal: *jaw drops*
Red Hood: Uh. Sorry. You must be freaked out.
Arsenal: Oh, watching my zombie housemate talk to his brother’s ghost? That’s just what I call a Tuesday.
Oops. Did he forget to mention that Timmy’s back?
Sorry, guys. In my mind, Jason and Roy are still best friends and therefore still share a safe house in Rebirth.
When word on the street is that you’re a “zombie”…
Roy: Jaybird, whose brain have you eaten?
Jason: Who wants to know?
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