At the Batcave’s Minor Procedures Room…
Red Hood: *holding Damian’s hand as Damian’s about to get stitches*
Red Hood: It’s okay, buddy, I’m right here with you. Go ahead, Alf.
Robin: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Red Hood: Hey, please go easy on the kid!
Robin: No, you’re squishing my hand, Todd!
Red Hood: Oh. Sorry. But did you feel the shot?
Robin: No.
Red Hood: You’re welcome.
Alfred: Perhaps you’d prefer to wait in your room, Master Jason.
Red Hood: I’d prefer a morphine drip and a sponge bath, but the kid needs me!
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Robin: *walks into the Batcave*
Red Hood: Hey, Bruce, is it Bring-Your-Brat-to-Work Day?
Red Robin: Yeah, one of those things wandered in here.
When you know better than to incite your tiny brother’s wrath…
Jason: *chatting with Roy over the phone*
Damian: *painting a portait of Alfred*
Jason: *laughing out loud*
Damian: -Tt-
Jason: *accidentally kicks Damian’s stool while belly-laughing*
Damian: *nearly snapping his paintbrush in half*
Jason: *wheezing and wiping tears from his eyes*
Damian: Please. Stop. Making. Sounds. With your mouth, Todd.
Jason: *clears his throat, whispers something into the phone, then carefully walks out*
Getting into a fight with your charming older brother be like…
Jason: Give me one good reason I shouldn’t punch you in the face, Dick!
Dick: Glass jaw, winning smile? *winks*
Jason: *grumbles and stomps away*
It’s hard to stay mad at him.
When you watch as your partner does business with a highly dangerous crime boss…
Arsenal: *whispering* How do you keep track of all these lies, man?
Red Hood: Practice, Roy. Lying is like 95% of what I do.
Arsenal: In your job… ?
Red Hood: Sure.
Learning the art of human intimidation be like…
Starfire: *preparing to zoom towards the supervillain* How do you say “suck it” in English?
Red Hood: You just did, Kori.
When asked why he and Arsenal get along so well…
Red Hood: *shrugs* We get caught together, we face death together. It happens every week.
When asked why he and Arsenal get along so well…
Red Hood: *shrugs* We get caught together, we face death together. It happens every week.
Jason: Sorry for calling you a dumb, little runt earlier.
Tim: You didn’t actually say that…
Jason: No? Wow. I’m in this mode now where I’m apologizing for thoughts that are in my head.
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Robin: *sneers*
Criminal [to his men]: Keep your distance, mates. The little one knows karate and the big one fights dirty.
Correction, mates. They both know karate and they both fight dirty.
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