Batwoman: *gesturing to a gagged and restrained henchman out of earshot* Would you like first crack at him?
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Red Hood: *steps aside* Kate, please, you’re our guest.
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Let no one say that the Batboys aren’t gentlemen.
When your adoptive father’s being beaten up by Bane on national TV and you remember him ordering you to “stay out of it no matter what”…
Nightwing: *holding back angry tears*
Red Robin: *hacking into the satellites to disable public broadcasting*
Robin: *gripping his sword so hard that the handle nearly breaks*
Red Hood:
Red Hood: So what do we do now? Sit around and try not to die?!
Red Hood: *grabs his jacket and storms out of the Batcave*
Duke: I’m not exactly a Robin…
Jason: You’re more than that. You’re family and you’re not alone. If they come after you, they’ll have to go through me first.
I’d like to see more interactions between these two in the comics.
Red Hood: *out of his prison cell and surrounded by fallen henchmen*
Black Mask: Argh! I don’t know what to do with you!
Red Hood: Well, I can think of a few things, but you wouldn’t want to hear them.
Black Mask: I had no idea that the infamous Red Hood could be bought.
Red Hood: For a quarter of a billion dollars, not only can I be bought, you can gift-wrap me, too.
The moment Ra’s realized that it was more prudent to just release Red Robin…
Red Hood: Where’s Tim?
Ra’s: Don’t worry about the young Detective.
Red Hood: Oh, I’m sorry, have you met me?
See, you don’t get to hold a Batbrother captive then live in peace…
(Also, you’ve met him. Come on, still think it’s worth the trouble?)
Dick: *cuddling a febrile Damian*
Dick: He’s just going to sleep anyway, and I’ll keep an eye on him, so you can go.
Jason: I don’t know. It doesn’t feel right just abandoning the brat when he’s sick.
Dick: *grins* Congratulations. Now you know what it feels like to be a parent.
Jason: Yeah. How inconvenient.
Because it’s canon that Dick and Damian have a semi-paternal bond (and that Jason cares about his brothers).
Tim: Dick’s been looking for you all morning.
Jason: What does he want?
Tim: I don’t know, but he’s dressed strangely.
Jason: Really? How can you tell?
Red Hood [to thug]: I bark.
Red Hood: That kid there, see him? *points to Robin*
Red Hood: He bites.
At the Batcave’s Minor Procedures Room…
Red Hood: *holding Damian’s hand as Damian’s about to get stitches*
Red Hood: It’s okay, buddy, I’m right here with you. Go ahead, Alf.
Robin: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Red Hood: Hey, please go easy on the kid!
Robin: No, you’re squishing my hand, Todd!
Red Hood: Oh. Sorry. But did you feel the shot?
Robin: No.
Red Hood: You’re welcome.
Alfred: Perhaps you’d prefer to wait in your room, Master Jason.
Red Hood: I’d prefer a morphine drip and a sponge bath, but the kid needs me!
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