Barbara: You’re a heartless jerk!
Jason: Where did that come from?!
Jason: Oh, right. My actions.
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Downtime at the mall…
Damian: Todd, can we go to Banana Republic? There’s a mannequin there that I have a crush on.
Jason: Kid, that is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever… *sees mannequin*
Jason: Oh, crap, she’s beautiful!
When you have occasional alliances with rogues with doctorates…
Harley Quinn: First of all, Bats, let me assure ya that Jason’s antics are perfectly normal for a sixteen-year-old (who, ya know, came back from the dead).
Batman: Actually, he’s nineteen, Harleen.
Harley Quinn: Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.
When he was still petty and revenge-y, and asked what he liked to do in his spare time…
Jason: I like creating disappointment. You know that little moment when people’s hope dies? I feed on that.
Raising a Robin…
Bruce: Alfred, Jason’s having girl troubles. You’d better go talk to him.
Alfred: It’s clown troubles, Sir. That’s your responsibility.
Bruce: I thought I was in charge of bedtime stories and “dying pets”?
Alfred: Yes. Well, we’re adding clowns.
Bruce: Hn. Fine. But you just bought yourself “ear piercing” and “strange new feelings”.
Red Hood: *gets into the state-of-the-art vehicle Tim designed for him* Strap me in, nerd!
Red Robin: To me, “nerd” stands for “Not Even Remotely Dorky”. So, thank you. Thank you for the compliment.
Spying on a criminal from a rooftop be like…
Red Robin: Now all I have to do is think of a clever line before I catch this guy.
Red Robin: *pauses to think*
Red Robin: Oh, that’s a perfect one. But I don’t need to say it out loud ‘cause I’m by myself.
Alfred [about Damian’s piano recital]: Master Bruce, you have to be there! You’ve missed much too many precious moments in the children’s lives.
Bruce: What? Name twelve.
Imagine: Tim and Damian.
Damian [about Jon]: I need some candy for our first playdate, but I don’t want to come on too strong.
Jason: M&M’s?
Damian: Well, if I pick plain, he’ll think I’m cheap. And if I pick peanut, he may have an allergy. You just killed him, Todd!
Jason: *shrugs* How about Charleston Chew?
Damian: What is this, Brooklyn in the fifties? Don’t just say stuff.
Jason: You asked for my help, then you don’t want it.
Alfred: Excuse me, Master Damian, but why not consider an Almond Joy? It looks like you only brought something for yourself, but then you just happen to have two pieces.
Damian: Finally, a real suggestion!
Jason: *gets a piece of Almond Joy from the tray* If he doesn’t like coconut, you’re screwed.
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