At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Tim [to Jason and Damian]: You two look good. Open-casket good.
Inappropriate, Timmy.
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Damian [to Jon]: … It’s one of those unsolved mysteries, like how do my clothes get cleaned and get back in my dresser?
Alfred: *stares into the camera like he’s on “The Office”*
When Jon introduces him to the animals on the Kent farm…
Damian: *snuggling to a sheep* He is so awesome. I already love him more than Drake.
Why being Red Hood’s significant other ain’t easy…
You: Just come back alive, okay?
Jason: Don’t tell me how to do my job!
When Batman’s the referee at the annual Justice League Football Games…
Damian: You can’t give me a yellow card! You’re my father!
Bruce: When I put on these shorts, I’m not your father anymore. And judging by how tight they are, I’m never gonna be anyone else’s either.
Living in Gotham City be like…
Civilian [to reporter, about the Batman]: He’s the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who’s ever driven through my living room.
Bruce: Jason, one day you’re going to be a great father.
Jason: Aw. And someday you’ll be one, too.
Doing everything to protect your secret identity be like…
Ra’s: You look kind of… young, Detective.
Red Robin: Uh, yeah… I have that disease that makes you look like an old man, but they gave me medicine for it and I took too much.
When the Batboys realized that it wasn’t wise to leave their youngest brother with a house guest…
Damian: We left plenty of food so you won’t starve.
Conner: Thank you.
Damian: I was talking to the cat!
How to check if Damian actually cares (or how Jason ended up strapped to the giant Joker card in the Batcave)…
Damian: Where is Drake?
Jason: I’m sorry… Timmy never woke up.
Damian: What?!?!
Jason: Never woke up because he never passed out. He’s right over there.
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